supercellPosted: September 10, 2011
Earlier this week, Anime News Network reported that supercell had held a “contest” wherein “singers” competed to sing the new songs for Guilty Crown, an anime coming up next season. These prepubescent tweens apparently wanted the “fame” and “money” that came with the job, and were coerced into “auditioning.”
The “winner” of the audition is a mere 17-year-old. How can she be so young and still “sing” for supercell? This is unheard of.
And if that wasn’t enough, yesterday ANN blew the whistle again. Next in line is a nubile 15-year-old, an innocent little girl whose mind hasn’t been corrupted by society yet. Is it so much to ask supercell to stop “hiring” underage workers? This is clearly a violation of the United Nations’ child labor acts. If you want to help, sign this petition so we can get those girls back in their homes playing with dolls and shit. Just press the “preorder” button and send it to me when you get it. This is a very important step in helping these poor girls.
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